In 19 nindee something, my niece was watching Barney during one of my “babysitting” sessions and out of the blue she told me she wanted to go to the potty so I picked her up and carried her to the bathroom.
While she was in there taking care of business, I started to smell something foul and then I looked down at my clothes and saw a neon green chunk of something, approximately rectangular in shape with some greenish coating on it.
What the fuck ya’ll. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK???
I’m still nearly gagging thinking of it and the smell. If you could multiply the worst smelling shit you’ve ever taken by the smell of a rotten deer by the side of the road you’d still only be 33% of the way to how that green stuff smelled. And I’m certain it came from my niece.
In 19 nindee something, my niece was watching Barney during one of my “babysitting” sessions and out of the blue she told me she wanted to go to the potty so I picked her up and carried her to the bathroom.
While she was in there taking care of business, I started to smell something foul and then I looked down at my clothes and saw a neon green chunk of something, approximately rectangular in shape with some greenish coating on it.
What the fuck ya’ll. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK???
I’m still nearly gagging thinking of it and the smell. If you could multiply the worst smelling shit you’ve ever taken by the smell of a rotten deer by the side of the road you’d still only be 33% of the way to how that green stuff smelled. And I’m certain it came from my niece.
So what the fuck was that? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT?