• 58008@lemmy.world
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    15 days ago

    We need a fibre pill. A little capsule that contains an extremely-compressed/folded length of fibre. Once the capsule melts in your gut juices, the fibre inside springs to full size like a cumming cattail, providing 6-8 weeks’ worth of fibre. Then we’d never again have to miserably work through a brick of carpenter’s floor sweepings, or whatever the fuck muesli is, just to have a half-normal fuckin’ turd. Fuck-ass fuckin’ ass.