“Clearly I’m above reproach, so there’s no reason to suspect my email address and porn history will be in there!”

The most embarrassing part about this would be people finding out you actually pay for porn

Don’t worry though, because there’s no way your ID verification for adult sites will ever get leaked

Sounds like something you’d say if you didn’t want people to look for your email address in those records…

Is this the end of people getting famous by playing video games on Twitch?

Pattern recognition

The point of cursive is to be able to write without picking up your pen as often. Some people make theirs fancy because not everyone’s a miserable bastard.

Nobody with all the money is going to willingly make money irrelevant, unless they can preserve their power in some other fashion.