You don’t ask, you ask?

That looks like a call center type thing. I’m more looking for “hey google” without (most of) the spyware.

Edit: re-reading my post, I see how it looks like that’s what I meant.

I have lots of java and a smidgen of kotlin experience so I’ll probably just regular code it if I have to. I would still prefer if something already exists.

I2p is slow and lacks selection but could work.

Um ackshually Hannah Montana Linux is obviously superior in every way. /s