I think I spotted the protagonist.

aw he got in my head

so your telling me we’re going to get an older president barron trump ordering the CIA to throw american critiques out of windows with 5 gunshots to the back of the head as it gets ruled a suicide?

color me not surprised.

Hacker: load up all sensitive documents, give me the most used text document with passwords. send it to custom email. begin encryption, delete encryption key. shut down.

Hacker: I love the fact that microsoft is so fucking stupid.