Everything is edible once.

Like the PedalPC?

Because they’re so random and quirky unlike other boring evil corporations.

Someone once broke into my sister’s car and stole her bag of gym clothes but I get what you’re saying.

Personally I would love a dumbphone but I find a smartphone too useful (specifically map and transit apps). I wish I could have the same number for one of each and only bring the smartphone when necessary.

Langis is Signal with the GPS requirement removed.

If you use the Cheogram app for JMP.chat it works like a normal call and messaging service. You can make phone calls through the dialer app or cheogram and send and receive messages through cheogram. The app takes you through setting everything up on the first run. The only issue I’ve had is that group messages only show the phone number and not the contact.

That being said, if you’re only using it occasionally, Mysudo has a $0.99 plan while JMP.chat is $4.99.