I’m over here stroking my tunica vaginalis I got lotion on my tunica vaginalis right now. I’m just stroking my tunica vaginalis I’m tunica as fuck man I’m a vaginalis man like for real.

I say this all the time. My cat is my best friend. I also have other friends but still it’s not even close. My cat wakes me up every morning at the same time, knows my entire routine, greets me at the door when I come home and curls up with me in bed. In turn I also know her routine and I make an effort to understand and provide what she needs in terms of food, games and environmental enrichment. It’s more symbiotic than any human relationship I’ve ever had.

Canta + Shizuku can wipe any app you want from your phone.