

I ate a whole box of fiber one bars in one go 20 years ago and I’ve been regular ever since.


I ate a whole box of fiber one bars in one go 20 years ago and I’ve been regular ever since.


What is the condition of your sidewalks? My sidewalks are uneven and a neighborhood grandma who I walk with still prefers the street even though my street is not well lit. Uneven sidewalks are a tripping hazard that can be avoided by walking in the street. Her vision isn’t great so a paved stretch of road is just easier to walk with a flashlight.


eyes of the law
*gestures broadly*


I wanted to burn a target down when I went there at noon on Halloween and the Halloween section was already stripped bare to make room for xmas shit. I made my purchase last minute elsewhere so there would be more candy on Halloween to give out. There’s no bigger shame than in having to turn the porch lights off early because half the candy got eaten before Halloween.


I live in a prefabricated home that is a different color than my neighbor’s. Can I gift them one of these robots to get a blueprint of their house? It is already easily googled but I feel that making a robot do it keeps them lower on the food chain.
What was the handshake?