

Here’s to hoping, mate 🤞
Are you here because I said something stupid? Im so sorry about that. Let me explain; you see, just the other day I was bit by a radioactive dumb person while traveling back in time in this car that my kooky inventor neighbor made in order to stop this dinosaur theme park with actual real dinosaurs from getting built. Typical neighbor shenanigans, right? Ummm…no. Wrong. What i left out was that all this happened after I spent years being high school bullied before accidenting into a vat full of a seperate radioactive dumb person. Yup. You got it. I got the double-dumb. So, what im trying to say is that i have a lot on my plate rn and if you could just be cool about it, I would appreciate it so gd much my dude. Can you just be fucking chill my guy? Heh? Can you? Omg. Can’t believe I forgot to mention that, on top of all of that, im also 3 medium-old women and one regular-old woman all living in the same house! So yeah. It’s kinda nuts over here rn. Cut a dimwit a little slack, yeah?


Here’s to hoping, mate 🤞


Centuries. The ripple effect this administration is causing will be felt through generations, whether or not they get their way in the end. This is scientology but bigger and if they actually succeeded at infiltrating the greatest military power in recorded history. People will be talking about these days long after we are all dead.


TIL I want to try pastrami ice cream
I could be mistaken, but I think the “foo” was essentially ‘fool’ when applied here, as in it is a fool’s errand to try and fight these elusive oddities as they were functionally ghosts. No stories i recall of firing on one lead to them coming down or even appearing harmed. There are some stories of attempts to attack them that even led to various inexplicable kinds of failures in the offending party’s equipment.
That’s not a quietly ‘I know I’m right’ “I could be mistaken” either tbc, but more of a ‘this is what I’ve heard but haven’t investigated all that hard’. If someone knows more certainly, please chime in!