I never even heard of AWS before today. What is it?

Alright…

crushes your balls with ginger root which makes them burn

Me: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh

Those certainly are some words that I understand seperately, but not together.

knocks over your popcorn, and sticks a seabass in your anus

Ha ha! Now it is I who is the one cruising for chaos!!!

throws buckets of glitter EVERYWHERE

We have profiles? How do I do that?

Prime Minister signs up for NordVPN

I hated working for target 20 years ago. They aren’t guests, they’re customers. It’s not a guest experience, it’s shopping. And if I don’t want to smile, fuck off and quit trying to say I should smile more.

And I’m a guy. I hear women get told they should smile more WAY more often than I did when I worked at target. Those people saying that can fuck all the way off onto a cactus dildo.

And her wife? To shreds you say?

Oooooooh! As long as California doesn’t do those stupid ID verification laws, that might be the place to set your VPN from now on.

Same old corporations will ignore the law, pay a petty fine once a year, and call it the cost of doing business.

I’m from the universe where everyone has really really big dicks. So imagine my surprise when I get here and find your politicians and global leaders mostly have small dick energy, and they have no balls.

You guys have much better county fair food though. Have you ever had an elephant ear? Don’t worry! No actual elephants were harmed in the making of this food. And it’s much better than fresh cucumber on a stick.

Boycotting Logitech is easy moving forward; Don’t buy their crap.

You’re like 5 years too late on that for me. I bought a mouse in 2019. And in 2020 the mouse died. Wouldn’t even turn on. Wouldn’t charge. Dead.

I call up logitech, and ask what my options are. Basically my options are “fuck you”. Couldn’t even send it in for repair at all.

Compare this to 2005. I had a mouse in those days I paid $200 for. Which in those days was quite a bit. My then girlfriend broke my mouse. So I called logitech to ask how much it cost to fix. I had the mouse about 2-3 years at that point. So I knew it wasn’t under warrenty, but I figure maybe repair is cheaper than buying a new one.

Guy on the phone says “Nah, I’ll just ship you one”. And I was confused. I asked “Oh. How much is that?” And he says “Don’t even worry about it. Lets just send you a replacement.”

Week later I had a free replacement on my doorstep. Instant recurring customer.

But now? Between deminishing product quality, disappearing customer service, and enshitified policies, I no longer feel like I’m a logictech customer for the past 5 years. This after being a huge cheerleader of theirs since the early 2000s. Maybe late 90s.

These companies do not seem to get that the easiest way to generate consistant revenue is with repeat business. I’m no longer a logitech customer, but I still have a lot of logitech products. Whenever they die, they’ll be replaced with something else.

9.5 years is ancient in smart home devices.

Note to self. Don’t buy smart devices. 9.5 years is like a sneeze to me. I still have a Nintendo NES from the late 1980s still in working order. I mean, I modded the video out, and replaced the pin connector. But it works.

Either we’re having two different conversations, or I completely don’t understand what you’re saying.

How would GPS services affect a roms ability to sideload 3rd party apps, and 3rd party app stores?

even old unsupported devices which are no longer receiving updates from their manufacturer will be locked down without the user’s choice

Source?

Are you talking to me? Oh, you weren’t? Then who were you talking to?

Who? Who? Who? Who?

Eh…I wouldn’t call them “nice”. They were ok. Wouldn’t put them on a nice table.

I mean…I’ve never heard of him, but if you say he hosts a show called “Vape Nation” I already assume he’s a douche.

People in this thread giving the answers without the context.

Loops is Tiktok

Friendica is Facebook

Pixelfed is Snapchat.

Mastodon is Twitter

You already found Lemmy, which is reddit.

Peertube is Youtube.

Am I missing any?