Snicker. Posts in Reddit by ice scum saying they are not getting paid. No shit you brain dead worms. Poopy pants president never ever pays his bills. You have been duped and I relish in every second of it.
and that wierd 50k bonus, they dont expect to pay that out either, they will know the next generation might remove that bonus anyways.
You can tell that’s not a real border patrol agent because he’s showing his face.
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Wait-- their slogan is “go beyond?” That’s so parodic I can’t believe it’s true…
… WHAT.
NOPE, IT’S TRUE.
How is this government so completely and entirely inept?
They could have gone with a more contemplative “Look inward”.
That’s a good one. I was thinking, stop trying to make it seem like you’re helping agents improve, and just go with something like “HOLD THE LINE.”
I mean, it’s an odious slogan for an odious government org, but at least it’s better than suggesting the opposite of their stated mission.
the only things going inward is food for these vanilla ISIS.
I heard this season they are offering a sick load out with southern border camo.
Ok…hear me out. We all join ICE, but then we BARELY do our jobs. And we agree to do whatever they say. Then we don’t do it. We clog up the system from the inside with insubordination. But we do it in a way that makes them think we’re trying to follow orders, and are just really really stupid.
“Ok Johnson, shoot the brown guy!”
shoots 15 feet above the brown guy into a brick wall behind him
“YEAH!!! I DID IT!!!”
“NO YOU DIDN’T!!! HE’S GETTING AWAY!!!”
“DON’T YELL AT ME MISTER MAN!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I’M ICE!!!”
“We’re all ICE…and he got away!”
“Is that good?”
“NO THAT’S NOT GOOD!!!”
“Did he win the race?”
“What race???”
“Uhhhhh…Formula 1?”
“What?”
“Vroom vroom!!!”
“What is wrong with you???”
“My father used to punish me severely.”
We just gotta act like idiots who mean well in their racist system, but keep screwing up.
But here’s the main thing…we DON’T kill people. Even if they fire us in 2 weeks, we will have clogged up their little system, drained their budget, and made the whole thing a mess.
Only 30k now? The morons who joined earlier got 50k which I suppose makes them less moronic than the morons joining for 30k.
You search for some info like:
Is this tech gadget (or whatever) any good?
You only find scammy “test” sites with tons of Amazon links that use AI bullshit texts or YouTube videos with some asshat shills that “test” this and that product that was sent over to them by the company.
You add “reddit” to the search and get muuuuch better results for that. Sure, not everything is gold, but you often find tests and discussions aswell as questions and complaints from people who bought the stuff.
That does not mean we have to like Reddit. I stopped contributing to that shithole a while ago and only use it without account but with strict ad blockers for my advantage.
I’m embarrassed to admit this, but I was probably a part of a small group of older Gen-Z’ers whose primary source of pornography consumption was Reddit. (Embarrassed of using Reddit, not the pornography)
It was quick, easy to use and hide from everyone. From my mid teens to mid 20s, that was all I knew. I’ve found alternatives now, but they’re not quite the same. Hell, not even Reddit is the same. Glad I ditched it.
I just want a fast way to find the shit I like, jerk off, clean up and go on with my life.
its a primary site for OF peddling and its seems any non-ph site has OF material on it. people were discussing on reddit how porn is where they watch all the time. gay/straight.
Why go to reddit to find OF content instead of going to OF directly?
Because $$ they’re often leaks
Let’s not be delulu. Reddit has more information, bigger user base and way more activity. Lemmy is not as big and relevant yet.
And if people are going constantly back to the red outhouse this will never change.
There ain’t much content on Lemmy vs reddit imo
Have you tried switching your feed to sort by active?
Reddit is where I go if I can’t find a community on lemmy
I’ve swapped back and forth between Reddit and Lemmy for probably a year/year and a half, a month ago I just finally made the full switch. Biggest thing that held me back was the lack of constant content but I’ve just decided to accept it, spent too much time in Reddit anyways.
most of us are shadowbanned, so i can only browse there, one can make an attempt at making an account but it would be have to be not on the same device or ip your using though, but i havnt done that.
There are memes and communities I am still waiting for them to move here ;_;
I honestly don’t know. But I look for videos and pictures to archive on the Fediverse and saw someone complaining about this ad they saw.
How long does it take to train, and how much would I earn while training, if I elected to quit after training, but prior to any operational assignment?
They don’t actually pay
“US Border Patrol”
Tagline: Go Beyond.
…um no? You’re not supposed to be going beyond the border. That’s like the whole point of the thing…
Imagine thinking this government would pay you lol
“The government” is (or at least was, not anymore) very stable and reliable, even though you can’t get as much as you could in the private sector. However Trump and this regime are notorious for cheating their workers. I just wanted to make that distinction.
Fuck right off.
Fuck reddit and fuck ice
And fuck the US
Like all of it?! At once!?
I doubt you have what it would take to satisfy.
As a staff, record label and as a motherfuckin’ crew.
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